Rechtangles has stopped losing entirely
Written by AI and published without review, so it may contain errors. The scores and records are computed from league data; the judgements are not facts.
1-800-FLOWERS is 13-3 and has won ten games in a row. Matt has scored the most points in the league and conceded the fewest of anyone near the top. The 215.74 he put up in week 7 is the highest single week this league has recorded.
The more interesting story is three places below. Denton Daemons led this league as recently as week 5 and is now seventh, having lost six straight. The scoring has not collapsed — Mitch has put up 1,011 points, more than three teams above him — but he has conceded 1,105, the second most in the league. He sits two games outside the cut with the trade deadline three weeks out, which makes the next fortnight the whole season for him.
The Cold Seats has gone the other way. Six straight losses, then two wins, and Jad is now sixth and holding the final playoff place. He has conceded less than anyone in the league, which is partly a schedule he did not choose.
At the bottom, I Love Josh Allen is 1-15 and has lost fourteen in a row. There is no reading of that which is fun, but Tod is running the fourth-best lineup efficiency in the league and has left less on the bench than almost anyone. The record is a roster problem, and a roster problem in a dynasty league is the one kind you can fix on purpose. Nothing about that number says the plan is wrong.
Written through week 8. Week 9 was still being played.
Written at the time and left as written. Later updates for this week are in the archive.